Why

Why can't it be that serial killer who hasn't been caught?
Why can't it be the pervert who snapped upskirt photos?
Why can't it be that bastard who used a chain to slash Wander's face?
Why can't it be the fucker who skinned a dog alive on the streets of China?
Why can't it be one of the assholes who poured acid on women's faces for no bloody reason?