really gonna miss lex, heli, whippet, facsh, roy and razzy!


people(or more specifically, roston lim's friends) who still play mahjong on a weekday night (after 10pm) when they are fully aware that the doors and walls of a flat are not even 40% soundproof should eat their own faeces. '
or rather, eat mine.
or better still, eat dog poo that is more than a day old.
or best, drink one litre of cat poo mashed with cat urine.

honestly, i don't understand how mahjong can be that fun.
it's so fun that they play it every bloody day.

and the worst thing is that i don't have the balls to tell them to fk out of the house.


pick poo scoop poo mop poo





My name is Ben.

I was born in the summer months of 1996, that makes me 39, and a Leo.

Now you might think that at this particular time in my life, I might be heading for a mid-life crisis of some description.

Subconsciously wanting to prove my virility to younger members of the opposite sex as the inevitably of death looms closer.

Well youd be wrong. Ysee my testicles were removed from my body at thirteen years of age, so job done.

Well, needless to say, the events surrounding this surgical procedure were not the happiest of times. Him over there, he had them off, we fell out, and as a result I ate his chair

It was pretty ugly at the time, since though much water has passed and now we hardly ever mention it.

When we do, and I dont know why, I have this insatiable desire to eat my own faeces. This sends him crazy, especially as its often in public. I say: You walk naked around the streets with no balls then youll know embarrassment.

This usually settles things.

The owner whistles, and Ben runs up along side him.

Today, were spending some quality time together. This makes up for when hes been mysteriously disappearing from home, leaving me to do very little with myself.

Its a pretty lonely existence really. I get depressed and sleep a lot. When not sleeping, I roam about the house from one room to the next getting my hopes up every time I hear the gate swing.

When he does get home, I try to question him about where hes been but he acts as if hes done nothing wrong and then falls asleep in front of the television.

This goes on for about five days, by which time I lose my rag and usually have a proper go atim. Then for a while were fine, like today, all lovey dovey like nothing ever happened.

We muck about, go for walks, and I start to reconsider our relationship, I think; Yes, we do love each other, Yes, we do have a future together, and then as soon as were showing signs of progress, he disappears again. Fucks off, leaving me to pace the same stretch of carpet, day in, day out.

It breaks my heart. It really does.

Ive thought about leaving him, making a run for it, but you never know whether the next person youll meet will treat you any better.

Ooh, ere we go. He likes this, look.

Hello, tides a bit strong.

Fuck it, Im drowning.



I love you.


Copyright Omni Productions 2005


yitong said that she preferred watching soccer to playing soccer, i think for me it's the other way round hahahaha.
i haven't caught a single word cup match...
talk about wanting to catch my favourite players in action...


it has been 3 years and i thought the passion is fading away.
i think after today, if i were to get the chance to play competitively once more, i would still train as hard as i once did.
the fire in my eyes, i doubt it will go off anytime soon.
i think i have to be much much better than this if i want to get past the trials.
haiz...


haven't kicked in a LONGGGGGGGGGGGGG time man


kinda looking forward to the three-month holiday next year because i want to help out another shelter in pasir ris.
sigh.
i think i really wasted a lot of time from december to march.
i was busy chasing after something i can never get.
nonetheless, i never regretted attending all the attachments i went for.
it made me realise how much i wanted it.
today i also realised that i have not given up on it yet.
i still can't get over it.
when he asked if my choice of course was something that came naturally, of course i said no.
i can't lie that engineering is my dream course.
it has never been my first choice.
if there is something about me, it is that when people ask me a question, i will tell the truth most of the time.
especially when it is important.




my favourite live version of No Other so far!!
must thank shiyun for telling me about this man..
they're rocking the whole denim jeans with boots look man.
and i love how the cameraman shot them from the back.
my only complain: too little kyuhyun):
love euhyuk's outfit and heechul's blonde hair + aviators look.
we should totally do this for mass dance!!!


hmmm haven't seen the dogs at pasir ris in 4 days.
saw roy and gang on saturday haha but roy got a wee bit excited in his kennel.
hmmm, haven't seen him like that in a few months.

anyway friday was tiff's farewell barbeque, saturday was doggie training (which was an eye-opener!!) then og outing and then on sunday, we sent tiff off.
as for today, niang and i paid the remainder of the money for our tickets and then we headed to nus to meet some of our og mates before our medical check-up.

dog-walking tomorrow yay!!
then i'll be going over to the shelter as per normal.
it's good to know that kristy hasn't left yet.
oh well.