If life was all about chilling out,

There would be this huge patch of grassland where my dogs and i can run around as though we were the only ones on this earth. When we get tired, we would flop down on the soft grass, close our eyes and wait for the sun to set.

I would row a boat in the middle of a lake with a depth of 1.5m and which does not support any form of life.(because i am scared of alligators, jellyfish, sharks, hippos, squids, piranhas... ... and the list goes on and on)(i'm just paranoid la)

I would be living alone in the top floor of a shop-house. There wouldn't be any gas supply to my unit so there will be no reason for a gas pipe leak ---> leading to a much dreaded explosion. But then again, there is the risk of an electric fire breaking out. HAISH
Forgot to add that the house would be completely bug-proof.

I would be a marital arts expert so i can go trekking on my own without worrying about getting ambushed/raped/kidnapped along the way.
Or maybe i should just have a dick and then i will never have to worry about getting molested or raped...

I would go horse-riding once every two days. Horsie would be my horse's name. JKJK.
His name must be something majestic like Prince (damn act la HAHAHA).
Ok no, i just googled 'best horse names'.
http://www.horses-and-horse-information.com/horsenames/a.shtml lists "Absent" as one of the best horse names. Sorry i can't imagine asking "Abseeeeeeeennnt~, are you present ? or are you abseeent??". He will probably pangseh me and pon all the horse-riding sessions too.
I think i will name him Triston.

Ok can't think of any other scenarios.