Monday, May 03, 2010 9:29 PM

Been walking dogs the past two months and my favourites are Roy and Razzmataz!
1. Roy
Is basically a fatty doggy.
He is so fat that he is starting to look like a cross-corgi to me ROFLMAO because his body is so heavy it droops a little.
Also, because he has a curly tail, he looks like a pig from the back. HAHAHA thinking of this makes me laugh.
When he lies on all fours in the midst of walking, it is either because he getting ready to pounce on surprise the other dog behind or because he is tired. (statistics have proven that it is 76.58% the former reason)

2. Razzmataz, or Razzy as i call him.(and thank the God of Dogs that he responds to that)
My first experience with him was not a pleasant one.
To begin with, when i first put the leash on him, he bit it and refused to let go until i gave him a treat.
Along the way, he was constantly asking for treats and if does not get them, he will jump up and attempt to bite the pouch, the leash or any part of my body.
He bit my sexy left calf, but he didn't sink all his teeth in and neither did my sexy calf bleed. Just the usual red marks.
But that was enough to scare me.
As with my first time eating at Subway, Soupspoon and perhaps Siam Kitchen, i hoped that that would be my first and last time walking him.
Ellen taught me the right way to treat him and from the second time onwards, i kind of started feeling something for him and it could be mutual because he become easier to walk from then on.
The time that he first licked my beautiful and flawless face was also the time that he melted my heart(which does not exactly have a very low melting point).
Although i have yet to venture into his kennel because i don't want to be bitten, he responds to me calling him from outside and will sit near the gate, and let me scratch and stroke his back, neck, the back of his ears and his little puppy head.
Someday i hope, perhaps when he gets a little older and more mature will i take the chance to venture into his kennel.

Of course, i pray that i won't get the chance to see him get any older.
As for Royeee, i hope i don't get the chance to see him get any fatter nor feel his sweaty armpit when i put the harness on. hehehe


And although i lost my first chance as expected, i still have a second one.