Here's what would happen if my respective subject teachers took over my body during the 'A' level examinations.

Mr Lim:
I would be kicked out 10 minutes into the paper because i was caught humming while solving the questions.
Perhaps they thought the tune i was humming to was the 2009 version of Morse code that i used for cheating purposes.

Mr Goh:
Since it is a 3 hour paper, at the 2 hour mark, i would have completed 2 case studies and 2 essays AND picked the better essay out of the 2 to be submitted.
Yes, i would have sufficient time to do 2 essays.
Next, i would raise my hand, hand up my paper to the examiner, pack my bag, leave by taking the LONGEST route out of the classroom and give my best ever smirk as i pass by the 30 other people who take H1 economics.
Might include the action of dramatically swinging my bag over my right shoulder.

Ms Chua:
I wouldn't make a single mistake.
My paper might actually end up as the marking scheme itself.
The markers would be wondering if they should open up classes for H4 mathematics.

Mrs Poon:
My answers would be neat as hell heaven.
Every answer would be exactly what they want to see. No more, no less.
Hence, full marks?

Don't know what to think of my GP teacher, so let's just assume Ms Champagne is my teacher(i wish!)

Ms Champagne:
I would be drinking champagne after the examinations to celebrate my ultimate ownage and look forward to receiving letters from SPH and the Faculty of Law.

Well,
i hope all the above happens.
Like what Debbie said today,
i feel that the moment i start taking the exams on tuesday,
i am destroying my dreams.

LET'S GO LET'S GO