wow hoo korean version!



"i got laid off, and i'm finally doing something that matters."


am going to read this regularly from now on.
http://taxidiary.blogspot.com/


had to share this
by matt koval, my favourite man on youtube.
i've been faithfully following all his videos.
the fuplers are the best because he plays all four family members




hi
apparently i just found out that a satellite called the KEO satellite is due to be launched in 2010/2011.
it is a time capsule satellite but what differs it from other time capsule satellites is that it will only return to earth 50 000 years later.
really fascinating.
imagine future generations being blessed with a wealth of information on how (our current and soon to be) ancient civilisation functions.
here's the best part, the UK has cordially invited all of us, yes every single human being who has access to this website,:
http://www.keo.org/uk/pages/message.php
to write a message for our future generation and it's going to be uncensored!
wow hoo.
my first thought would be to tell my great grand (x100) children
'fuck you for being alive while i'm being fossilized beneath...'
ROFL. joking.
the limit is 6000 words, hence i am thinking of writing a GP essay and request for it to be vetted by my GP tutor before typing it out.
after all, it is of paramount importance that posterity have the right impression of their predecessors, ainnit ainnit?
i think it is great that they are including everyone in on this one.
seems like they really want to document the minutiae of life in the 21st century.
it's our chance to leave our mark in history.
we are historians for the first time wow hooo
some topics i am thinking of writing.
ehhh
the very first thing that came to my mind was
'what the, you mean i can just write (insert expletive) and get away with it?'
haha
anyways,
one may chose to keep the note short and terse, like say;

To my children,
may you revel in the luxury of having so much research material.
P.S. Do take good care of your flying automobiles. (they must be a beauty.)
P.S.S. Do not let those robot companions of yours dominate our race!!! (watch attached movie: i Robot)
With love(that transcends time),
E. Lim

or utilise this excellent opportunity to express whatever dissent you have towards your current government without the fear of being proscecuted!!! (or maybe not...)

ok, on a more serious note,
i reckon i will use this to write something about myself.
something deeply personal,
something filled with poignant memories of my life thus far,
and maybe 1000 words will be set aside to write about what i consider as my raison d'etre.
i can also be morose if i want to and mention all the irremediable mistakes i am guilty of.

i don't know how the satellite functions.
what do you think it will be like after 50 000 years?
to us, future is next year.
future is university, marriage, growing old, menopause, schizophrenia, Alzheimer's, dementia... ...
or in sci-fi movies, the year 3000.
50 000 years is a lot ain't it.
maybe it wouldn't be homo sapiens anymore.
it could be homo shit-nuggets or something, who knows man.
although we can't be sure that our notes will really reach the homo shit-nuggets, i think it's a worth a try.

or if you do believe in reincarnation, you could be reading your own note 50k years later as a homo shit-nugget.




damn addictive!!!
decided to put it here because i can't stand it anymore. rofl.
i didn't really like it at first because i'm not fan of these those upbeat and fast-paced songs.
(fyi i'm music illiterate. so to me, there are only two genres in music--- fast,..... and slow.)
BUT WHAT THE THIS SONG IS WOW HOO, THE NEXT BIG HIT MAN, HOPE THEY SING A KOREAN VERSION.
cos the words in bold in the verse 'CHAO JI CHAO JI DE NU HAI ...'
reminds me of (insert expletive)...
clues:
i may have used the word fuck, bu i have never said or used this particular vulgarity
piangs you used this word on friday whilst complaining about the exams.
its in hokkien
the last word of the three-word profanity sounds exactly like how you would say 'bye'.
HAHAHA
guess that's a little too much information for something that is too easy.


edit//
ahhh 3:55
kyuhyuns harmonization gives soul to the song.
ahhhh holy shat



kyuhyun fever strikes back! yikes
first singer.
his voice is...amazing


holla,
first thing aud and yitty told me today was sj m's comeback hit super girl.
i just saw it!
kyuhyuns voice, ever so versatile.
anyway, i think i kind of like hankyung.
his moves are so sleek and cool.
he's really great at dancing and acting cool.(in a positive way)
glad that he is able to shine more through sj m.
super junior fighting! *ah-tahhhhhhhhhhhhh*




no nothing's gonna stop me.


hell hath no fury like an emily unleashed .

MUAHAHAHAHA


Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

haha i remember mr sham told me this once.


hi, its about 330am in the morning.
it's been a long time since i last typed something into this piece of cyberspace that i sort of own.
anyway, im here because i suddenly thought about primary school.
haha yep,
as i was about to enter the daily coma routine, the journals i wrote in primary school just surfaced in my mind.
albeit feeling rather lethargic from staring into the computer screen for most of today, i got up and read the three journals i wrote to my primary 4 form teacher, who was also one of my favourite teachers.
it was mostly immature gibberish; nonsensical incantations of how much i hate my brother.
fortunately, i can say i love him now.
but then again, i don't think i have truly loved anyone before.
yes, not even my parents.
i am a selfish piece of shit.
at home, i mostly think of myself, my well-being etc.
it's quite sad that the only living thing i admit to have loved is my ex-dog.
i reckon my brother knows what love is.
this i can tell not only from the 2/9 times hes been in a serious relationship, but also from the way he treats my mother. my brother may be a sucker for online games, but i have to admit that he is way more sensible and giving when it comes to family.
my brother may not have an ambition, he may not know what he wants to do in life though he is turning 22 this year, but yet, he surpasses me in all other aspects besides the aforementioned.
what the, i think i inadvertently wrote the introduction of a thesis on roston lim...

zzzzzzz my original intention was to talk about what i wrote in those journals.
basically it contained a considerable amount of newspaper clippings(only because it was required, i hated to read newspapers) coupled with shallow^1000 000 comments like
"the child is so ____________. i think he deserves it. OR BE QUAK!!"
YEAH MAN, i sighted quite a few 'OR BE QUAK's, of which some were written at the end of a complaint about one of my good friends. HAHAHA
there was also this brief period during primary four that i was on good terms with my table mate, who happens to be lennon, who happens to be in njc, and who happens to be one of those friends i don't even say hi to.(i bet he doesn't give a shit either rofl)
i wrote about how much i liked pearlyn, who happened to go to rv as well, and whom i happened to be in the same class as during my lower secondary school years. pearlyn and i are still friends, and she is the kind whom i would always feel comfortable being around. we've been friends for a decade.
and then there was airu, the friend whom i spent almost every second of my p4 life with.
also the one whom i chatted with on the phone for a record 3 hours, if i remember correctly.
there was also julian, whom i explicitly mentioned in a few journal entries as my rival.
and my teacher kindly told me not to compare myself with him.
i also realised that he was someone that i've spent 5/6 of my primary school life with, and i have always regarded him as a rival during the 5 years that we were in the same class.
wrote some stuff about him laughing at me during touch-typing lessons because my penguin fell off the cliff.
and because julian was also a catholic, i thought of catechism lessons.
till now, i still do not consider myself a catholic, despite having been baptised.
i have never committed myself to attending church regularly, though sometimes i do ponder over how it feels like to have a religion.
catechism also reminded my of my lower primary class, because most of us were catholics, i remember chelsea, joyce, clarissa, and a dear friend yiling.
joyce was my best friend during those 3 years.
one day, perhaps one or two years back, she appeared in my home.
why? because she ended up as my brother's partner.
fortunately, it was just for a brief period of time(<2 weeks).

there are so many other people in primary school to remember and who were not mentioned in those journals.
reading those journals reminded me of how much i have changed.
i was competitive and conscientious in primary school, i wrote that i loved challenges.
but who am i now? or rather what am i now?
a bastard child i suppose.
one consolation was that i have matured over the past half a decade or so.
if not for what my father told me at a coffee shop in jurong west way back in 2004(or was it 05?),
i would not have the mindset i have today.
the mindset piangs aman and niangs would normally joke about.
so was it my father's words that changed me?
i think it would have to be a yes.

k its 415. see you next time. after prelims.
[edit/ i stated in my autograph book then that my favourite sports were badminton and soccer. so cute right!
and errrr apparently, my (self-bestowed)alias was 'xiao hui'. yes you may now puke into your dustbin. i'd rather call myself ah beng/ah kiao/ah siang/ah bao/ah seng than that now.]
I MISS RV
I MISS RUNNING
I MISS KICKING
I MISS BEING A HARD WORKING EMILY


Name: emily
Date: 9/6/2009
Colorgenics Number: 60321547

You feel worn out, physically and mentally. Recently the going has been tough and it looks as if there is still a considerable way for you to go before you can see the light at the end of the tunnel. If only you could put a protecting wall around yourself and cut yourself off from the rest of the world - be it even for only a little while - how wonderful it would be, but you can't - so you need to bear with it. Just when everything will seem at its lowest ebb you will find that there is a turnabout and your problems will seem to find a way of resolving themselves.

You are a leader in every sense of the word. You know where you are going and you know what you need to do in order to get there. You exercise an inherent initiative in overcoming obstacles and difficulties. You either hold, or wish to achieve, a position of authority by means of which full control can be exerted over events.

You are a demanding egocentric and therefore quick to take offence. This attitude makes people feel somewhat inadequate when in your company and so it is no wonder that at times you feel alone and unwanted.

Setback after setback has resulted in considerable stress and now you have got to the stage where you are continuously on your guard, not only to protect yourself from others but to protect yourself from yourself. It would seem that many of your unfulfilled hopes and dreams have led to uncertainty and suspicion. You no longer wish to answer to others and you are insisting on freedom of thought. You feel that you are fully self-sufficient and can control your own destiny. You are seeking ways to protect yourself from further loss of prestige and against further setbacks. You have become very dependent and you doubt that matters could possibly get any better in the immediate future and this negative attitude is leading you to exaggerate your claims and to refuse reasonable compromise.

You need to be needed and would like a situation where you will no longer be subjected to pressures and demands from those about you. There is no harm in 'dreaming' but it is you - and only you - that can be able to realise those dreams and to turn them into reality.