KAOZ!!!!
pearl n laopo ask me to go for it... hahaha i oso wan but dunno whats holding me back la.... heehee newae... shinese oral.... sheetee la!!! like they ask me about qing ming jie... man i've nv been to one... and even if i have i would sae i havent hahaha got extra marks if the teacher see me pityful mah... ne wae although i got 3 mistakes,... i think i will get sum extra points cos i think i look ultra shuai todae... especially since aftr swimming then a bit sun burn so cheeks and forehead red red de... irene and shike sae beri red... but its not la... a bit like makeup oni... thats all... and i think its kewl... cosit make me look shuaier... seduce hong lao shi... gimme more marks!!! I WANT MARKS I WANT MARKS!!!!.... ok ya... so wat if vj nearly killed mi innocent heart todae...

qimin: will sec 1 topics be tested in the midyear?

vj: no sec one topics will not be tested in the mid year

stoopid but shuai me: will sec one topics be tested in the end of year?

vj: no sec one topics will not be tested at the end of year

someone: end of year is geography

vj: emileeeeeeeeee that is SO not farni and u are going to perform (or wateva)

*class claps*

vj: why are you all clapping... she is not going to perform here... she's going to perform in another class

MY WHOLE WORLD CAME CRASHING DOWN WHEN I BUILT HALF OF IT!!!!
(thats y i needed more glue papa)

sheeeti... i go a serious heart attack sia.. some one call the ambulance please...

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arrgggh i lost mi sense of humour... if you see him around please return to me ASAP

ASAP as in if you see him... you sprint to the nearby telephone booth , dial mi number, sae i found it and where u r in one breath... 10 secs latr u will c the world's shuaiest person running towards u ya...