Saturday, October 16, 2004 11:16 PM

I hereby officially declare today, 16 October 2004, Saturday, Piss Day.
I went to school early in the morning for the cross country meeting. Mr Tan was asking for a volunteer to be the treasurer for sec 1s. I wanted to be... But i'm afraid of collecting it from the boys. I mean, we are not exactly friends and i'm quite hostile towards them. Okay, i'm hostile towards almost every boy. So ya. I didn't volunteer. Then later, Mr Tan said there would be one person in charge of the girls and one for the boys when he had already selected the treasurers himself when nobody wanted to volunteer. I was like what the heck. You really should have told me earlier. Jade was laughing. Oh, then Jade and i played the staring game then as usaul she laugh like washing machine after seeing my cock eye idiot expression... Then i told her about how childish the boys in my class were. I remembered that yesterday, Birdflu, TSK and Roy were playing the spinning spider web thingy. They had flu all wrapped up in the string and roy and tsk pulling the string while flu was spinning like crazy until the teacher came. The i, instead of JADE, was laughing as moronically as i did during S1 yesterday. Then i told her the stories of how TSK would bounce flu like a basketball.(tsk was a head taller than flu) Then she was laughing like a washing machine. Reminds me of that time when she flung a chui kueh onto Ningxin, i actually had a Tape recorder with me and i recorded down her laughter. It TOTALLY sounded like a washing machine. O then i started doing that crazy nutcase thingy which invovled the vibration of the body to Jade and she laughed like crazy again. Then Chuan Min Mommie also did the smae thing and Karen was, as usual expressionless. Haha. The Chuan Min and i stareted doing it together and i laughed like crazy. Then as i carried on telling Jade about those stupid acts about the boys in my class, i was like laughing like crazy. I toldher about that time when Weishuen came back to class in his uniform when we weren't even allowed to go for recess!!! Then i let out a compulsive laughter. Li Rui siad i was siao. Then i kept on laughing compulsively, jerking backwards and forwards. Karen and mommie were looking at me as though i was the world's greatest idiot. One senior also looked at me. In the midst of laughing with karen and mommie still staring, i suddenly blurted out that i was having the laughing fits to drown my sorrows for not getting top for Science.

Then today i had a haircut. The lady was massaging my head with shampoo with soap and it was so SHIOK. I really wished it would last forever man. Then when she moved on to massaging my neck, i thought of pangpang. She would die man if the person EVER touched her neck. I also realised that it might be the reason why pangpang's hair is still so long. She couldn't get a haircut as it was so ticlish for her whenever someone touched her head or neck or even her HAND. Then i also thought that the lady was laopo helping me massage my head manx.